Eminem: The Real Slim Shady Lyrics & Explanation

The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

the real slim shady lyrics:

(Intro)

May I have your attention, please?May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here

(Eminem)

Y'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin' her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kiddingHe didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)Feminist women love Eminem"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-whatFlippin' the you-know-who""Yeah, but he's so cute though"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedroomsSometimes I wanna get on TV and just let looseBut can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibalsWho cut other people open like cantaloupesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeBut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

(Chorus)

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?

(Eminem)

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell, I do, so fuck him and fuck you tooYou think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstLittle bitch put me on blast on MTV"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"I should download her audio on MP3And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like meWho dress like me, walk, talk and act like meAnd just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'allAnd I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it, I just shit itBetter than ninety percent of you rappers out canThen you wonder, "how canKids eat up these albums like Valiums?"

It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtingPinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with JergensAnd I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkingHe could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"With his windows down and his system upSo will the real Shady please stand upAnd put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

(Chorus)

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of usFuck it, let's all stand up

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who is the real slim shady?

Whos The Real Slim Shady

Eminem is in the fact the real Slim Shady. Shocking, I know.

Before Eminem became famous, he worked in restaurants...Not exactly luxurious spots.

Because of this, Eminem can definitely relate to the exhausted fast food workers who just want to spit in their customers' food.

Take in... Eminem was so popular that young people everywhere were channelling his style by donning white T-shirts, blue jeans, and bleached hair.

That's why Slim Shady is nobody, but everybody.

It's a symbolic representation of our own inner thoughts, good or negative.

the real slim shady release date

The Real Slim Shady Release Date

The American rapper Eminem released the single "The Real Slim Shady" off of his third studio album: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000).

A month before the album came out, this song was released as the first single.

the real slim shady album cover

The Real Slim Shady Album Cover

I find The Real Slim Shady to have an interesting album cover.

It has an eerie purple vibe to it, demonstrating the dark vibe of the track.

But who are the people in the slim shady cover?

The Real Slim Shady album cover feature Kim's body is in the trunk, then Eminem and his daughter Hailie. Keep in mind that slim shady LP was released in a different era.

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The Real Slim Shady Instrumental

Here is the instrumental version to the real Slim Shady by Eminem.

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the real slim shady song ID

The Real Slim Shady Song ID

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But did you know that you can play Eminem songs inside Roblox?

Now that's the pretty wild day.

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The Real Slim Shady Piano

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The Real Slim Shady Karaoke

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The real slim shady: Explained

The Real Slim Shady dives into Eminem losing his self-identity and witnessing others define and copy him.

Funny enough, the song also refers to the classic game show "To Tell the Truth," in which contestants take on fictitious identities to win prizes.

Eminem's internal struggles with his own sense of self are at the heart of this song.

I'd say thing song is hyper-good indeed.

Eminem alludes to the zaniness of his Slim Shady alter ego, which is consistent with the song's theme:

That the standards by which artists and the media are evaluated are fundamentally hypocritical.

Ultimately, entertainment values always triumph over moral conviction in our culture.

Perhaps he's addressing the other rappers who are trying to sound like him (which he mentions later) when he declares, "I'm the real Slim Shady," suggesting that the rest of them are merely parroting his style.